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Welcome to the Paddle Daddy Country Club™, where the dress code is “ironic excellence” and the only thing we take seriously is our hydration schedule. These Athletic Long Shorts are your official uniform for leisure domination—whether you’re lunging for a pickleball or lounging with a cold one.
Made from 95% recycled polyester and 5% spandex, they’re soft, stretchy, and moisture-wicking—perfect for dads, non-dads, and honorary dads who just want their thighs to breathe in style. With three pockets for your keys, snacks, and unsolicited advice, these shorts are built for movement and mischief.
Perfect for:
Pickleball matches where the trash talk is louder than the score
Backyard BBQs with a strict “no cargo shorts” policy
Golf cart joyrides and country club cosplay
Anyone who believes in comfort, comedy, and country club chaos
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Add to cart and claim your spot in the Paddle Daddy Country Club™—where prestige meets polyester. Serve style. Swing sass. Strut like you own the lawn.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Drip dry
- Do not bleach
- Machine wash: warm (max 30C or 90F)
Paddle Daddy Country Club™ Athletic Long Shorts Prestige in Motion
$71.51
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$71.51
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Details
This product is crafted with quality materials to ensure durability and performance. Designed with your convenience in mind, it seamlessly fits into your everyday life.
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We are committed to ensuring a positive shopping experience for all our customers. If for any reason you wish to return an item, we invite you to reach out to our team for assistance, and we will evaluate every return request with care and consideration.
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