{"product_id":"funny-teacher-summer-tote-dead-inside-but-summer-beach-bag","title":"Funny Teacher Summer Tote, Dead Inside But Summer Beach bag","description":"\u003cp\u003eA whole vibe: emotionally unavailable, physically at the pool.\u003cbr\u003e\nThis linen canvas tote features a floaty flamingo skeleton and the phrase “Dead Inside But Summer”—aka the most honest thing you’ll carry all season. It’s not oversized, just the right size for a towel, sunscreen, snacks, and your will to survive summer break.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eABOUT THE ITEM\u003cbr\u003e\n• Text reads \"Dead inside but Summer\"\u003cbr\u003e\n• The hand sewn thick and strong tote bag measures approximately 16\" x 14.5\" with 22\" long handle.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Natural colored faux burlap polyester linen\u003cbr\u003e\n• This is a natural fiber fabric and may contain color variations and imperfections.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Funny, beachy, and a little unhinged—in a cute way\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS\u003cbr\u003e\nMachine wash cold if necessary\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Salt and Sparkle","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50690624618743,"sku":"sku-46542816018652","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0932\/1454\/0023\/files\/il_fullxfull.6902713347_23cn.jpg?v=1776379613","url":"https:\/\/beautifulaacboutique.com\/products\/funny-teacher-summer-tote-dead-inside-but-summer-beach-bag","provider":"Beautiful(AAC)Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}